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LOST…….Nigel Seaton in Anthea Green's dress (It suits you fine Nigel) LOST…….Two nights sleep…anyone findingplease return to Gordon Strong (our favourite intellectual). DEBATING RESULT…MATTHIAS…25001 words LEYHILL 69 words…. Report, Hot air won the day for Matthias. Mike Bray had to retire at half time with tongue fatigue. SEVERAL spectators were removed by the red cross with acute boredom. Quote of the week from Stan Shaw on his election as senior sacriSTAN Shaw:-"I will be holding a speci l service in August to pray for Bolton Wanderers. Missing--------------from canteen WILF, come on girls where is he. (Martha's getting rather worried) PERSONAL COLUMN Correspondence Course in Singing, contact Nick Turner B.M.49 LIBRARY LAUGH-IN 4512 books were found to be missing in the annual (Beano) stock taking. The remaining two books on the shelfwere :- Egon Ronay'sguide to "Good Eating houses in Fishponds". & R.U. Shaw's "Teaching as a Career". Would someone please pinch these books so that the History Dept. can take over the library and the students can then have Canon Kitson back. CUISINE CHAT Dear Martha, The stew on Tuesday could have been a trifle more succulent had the customary meat been included. It was rather disapointing to find Sunday's tea on Friday as thos expecting the same as we had on Thursday really wanted Saturday lunch. Can you justify the increase in the price of meals from 3/- to 18/7d. just because you are going to Japan for your holidays.